Not the merest dint of offence mined from your post, Mme Kenoki.
Other than perfectly rational distatse for That Hussy, M Ryan.
The marine delights of Girl Love aside for a greyish instant, Britney - might I also suggest immediate adjacency to a quality implement. Before his demise from over-use, I knew my own as Mr Buzzy.
I will also suggest vengeful audio blogging as a panacea.