My latest song parody "celebrates" Bill O'Reilly's faux war on Christmas. Here's how it starts:
Bill O'Reilly's Faux War On Christmas -- Song Parody (Sing to "Get Me To The Church On Time" from "My Fair Lady")
"Bill says we're waging war on Christmas,
Spouting another Fox News lie.
Bill's rarely proper.
Loves telling whoppers.
Ain't nothing that his fans won't buy.
Bill claims we're screwing blessed Christmas.
We're greeting people wrong, he cries.
Not saying merry,
Christmas is very,
Belligerent and most unwise..."
The rest of my Bill O'Reilly's Faux War On Christmas is here and my audio / podcast version is here.