It's time for me to put an end to all the "will Bush dump Cheney from the GOP ticket" speculation:
Dick's The Ticket
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Dick Cheney's Halliburton teamed
With evil axis, mad regimes,
To make big bucks while Dick was CEO.
Now Cheney lies and feigns and schemes,
With haughty self-regard extreme.
His pompous air and bluster's quite the pose.
The rest of Dick's The Ticket is here.