Ladies. Miss me? Verbiage pruned due to nicotine withdrawal. The decision to grapple with addiction deposits one at an ill-defined locale with a dysfunctional compass, no freaking map and a recalcitrant end-point that keeps hobbling out of sight. Day 14. Any lavish advice? Particularly - ahem - re how the recovering smoker might begin to perform - ahem - Certain Regular Ablutions more easily?

What an insouciant and dreadful post thus far, Miss Helen! It's all Me Me Me and, indeed, Me. I shall commence again presently when I have re-acquired the skill of inhabiting the communal realm ;) Bless, all.....