Kindly direct me to hell!!!!!
Oh Dorothy was right.....I need another birthday like I need a hole in the head.
Is it just me or does any one else have a fear of birthdays? Not to mention a fear of approaching thir...thir....thir....shit! I can't say it. Don't they have therapy for this in America? Is there any birthday therapy out there? And does any one else have the utter shits with hearing about Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck? Not to mention Brad Pitt and Jennifer 'the gonk' Anniston. And I've seen Sarah Jessica Parker and Mathew Broderick's new baby about seventeen times ( I've been counting ).
Is age making me cynical? Hell's Bells!!!!! I think it is!!!!!