Oh too late for that Val; three vibrators currently live in my naughty drawer! Point noted about the hydrogen peroxide .. sounds very nasty.
And on the lesbian front, a very strange thing happened today. Walking into town (why I walked, not sure, kinda long way) and passed this very attractive girl waiting at the bus stop. Our eyes connected for a spilt second, she winked at me and gave me an extremely suggestive look. Hello? What's going on?!?