Thursday, February 28, 2002

Oh to have a simple life (with sex involved)

Girls, girls, girls. Never expected so much advice and so quickly. This Internet thing is wonderful!

Don't get me wrong; I've eaten from the bushy plate and it tasted quite sweet. Being a lesbian would solve nearly all of my problems with men, mainly because I'd be dating women. Now whilst that does sound appealing, women unfortunately lack one vital element that I need in ready supply to function; a penis. Strap-ons, dildos, vibrators etc are all well and good but they can't compete with a penis.

Maybe I just need a man, to whom I have absolutely no emotional ties, to provide the sex and a girlfriend for all the relationship stuff? This is now getting way too freaky and I think I need that drink.

Why is it whenever I join a conversation, the tone always degenerates to that of sex and other naughty deeds? :-)

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